Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai
Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai Jab Santa Chota Thha Aur 5th Class Mein Tha.
Teacher Ne Us Se Pucha: “Is Duniya Ka Sabse Purana Animal Konsa Hai?”
Santa Soch Ke Bola: “Zebra”
Teacher Hairani Hote Hue: “Wo Kaisi?”
Santa: “Ji, Wo Blck And White Hai Na Isliye“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1431 views
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Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta..
Forward kiya to chutiya..
Save kiya to haraami..
Kuch nahi kiya to gandu..
Reply kiya to bharwa..
Ab ker le jo ker sakta hai..
Ghussa huwa to gand phaar dun ga..
Or muskuraya to chod dun ga..
Or agar mujhe dubara fwd kiya to lulli kaat dun ga.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..
Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:
“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
For all students
Suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai,
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yahan to saale imtihano ne zindagi ki LE rakhi hai..!!:p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan apni unparh BV say:
Pathan apni unparh BV say:
Chal honeymoon per chaltay hain.
Wife: Nahi mujhe kapray dhonay hain tum meray bhai ko lay jao.
Pathan:O Yessss !!!
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Tu chand mange
Main chand dedu.
Tu raat mange main raat dedu.
Tu dil mange main dil dedu.
Tu jaan mange main jaan dedu.
Bas
Yar light na mangna, wo to wapda waly b nhe dy sakty . . . .
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola.1 bhi customer nhi aya.Q?Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.Phir chaaron ne usi flor pe aik restaurant khola.1 bhi customer nahi. Q?Ptrl pump ka board nhi hataya tha.Phir charon ne 1 taxi li. 1 bhi sawar na hua. Q?2 pathan agay or 2 pathan peechay beth kar sawari dhund rahe thay.Taxi kharab ho gai. Chaaron ne khoob dhakka lagya but taxi wahi ki wahi. Q?2 aagay se or 2 peechay se dkhakka laga rahe the.Phir charon ne 1 bacha kidnap kia. Bachay se kaha apne baap se 5 lac rs la warna tujhay maar den gay.Bacha ghar gya aor us k baap ne paisay bhi die. Q?Bachay ka baap bhi pathan tha……!
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Kamwali: Malkin, apki purani sareeya mujhe nhi chahiye..
Malkin: Kyu?
Kamwali: Apki saree pahen-ne k baad saheb "ap" samajh kr mere paas bhi nhi ate!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 CHURAIL ne 60 saal k shadi shuda joray se kaha;
Me tm dono ki 1 khawish puri kr skti hun!
Bv: Me apnay shohar k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti hon,us ny charhi ghumae 2 tickets a gaey.phir shohar sy pocha tum btao kya chahty ho.
Shohar:mujay apny sy 30 saal chhoti bv chahiay.
Churail ny charhi ghumae or shohar ko 90 saal ka kar dia.
Moral:
mard ko yad rakhna chahiay k churail b aurat hoti hai.;-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Ager aap ka dost or ap ki lover doob rahay
hoon to aap kis ko bachao gay?
Student:
Doob jane do dono kamino ko.
Wo ek sath kar kya rahy they…:
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)