KG girl & boy
KG girl & boy..
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Boy:"Can i kiss ur hand...
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Girl:"why ?? Are my lips poisonous.. ??
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Boy:"ale mai to pogo dekhta hu,
ye to HBO dekh ke aai hai..:p :O :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 937 views
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