Aapka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai
Santa- Aapka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai.!Kya khilate ho isey?
Banta-wo sher hi hai,saala PYAR-VYAR k chkkar me padke kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1266 views
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He type:
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"I L0ve Y0u"
And sent it, after a few sec0nds
He g0t a msg but he
Decided t0
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