Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me
Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai????
Socho
?
socho
... ...?
nai pata
?
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Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki
Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi
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