Ek Ladies Se Bhari

Ek Ladies Se Bhari Bus Ka Bada Boori Tarah Se Accident Ho Gaya,

Saari Ladies Mar Gayi,
Sabke Pati Ek-Ek Ghanta Roye,
Santa Do Ghante Roya,
Kyun?

Kyunki Uski Wife Se Bus Miss Ho Gayi Thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 661 views
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AGr KhuBsuraT

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HaN HaN HaN

Me MuJrIm Hu.

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