Ek ladka bhagte hue ek ladki ke pas

Ek ladka bhagte hue ek ladki ke pas gaya aur bola .

“mai tumse dosti karna chahta hu”, ……
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Ladki boli : “to hamari dushmani kab thi BHAAIIIYYAA” . . ..

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Ladka shocks… Ladki rocks

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 840 views
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