Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai
Boy: Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai ''Teacher'' Se Pyar Karna.
Friend- Kyu?
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Boy- Love Letter Bheja Tha Assignment Samajh Kar Check Kar Dia..!! Or Boli Handwriting Improve Karo.:)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 838 views
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