Bhains par baithe ek gujju
Bhains par baithe ek gujju ko Traffic Police ne roka aur poocha: tumhara helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega.
Gujju replied: baawle dhyaan se dekh neeche! 4 wheeler hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 974 views
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