Santa: I`ve been sending emails to William Shakespeare.

Banta: William Shakespeare is dead.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 708 views

Kal Raat Chand

BOYFRIEND to its GIRL FRIEND

"Kal Raat
Chand Bilkul
Aap Jaisa Tha,
Meri Jaan.. Bilkul..

Wohi khubsurti,
wohi noor,
wohi Guroor,"

Girfriend:lakin kal to amavasaya tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

A sardar had a baby after 3 months of marriage.

A sardar had a baby after 3 months of marriage. He suspected
and asked to his wife, “Ye 3 month me hi baccha kaise hua?”

Wife Replied : Tumhari shaadi ko kitne din hue?
Sardar : Three months

Wife : Aur meri shaadi ko?
Sardar : 3 months.

Wife : Aur bacha kitne month ke baad?
Sardar : 3 months.

Wife : Total kitne months hue?
Sardar : Oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bat ko mzak me ni lena

Bat ko mzak me ni lena..
Jab se nayaa saal shuru hua hai tab se ap keh rahay ho k
Ye 2 Hazaar Tera Hai.
(2013)
To Plz mere 2 Hazaar mujhe day kar kahaani khatam karo.
Eid Ki Shoping Karni Hai…!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Grandpa commits suicide

A boy comes running into the kitchen and says, "Mommy, mommy! Grandpa hanged himself in the living room!"

His mother runs into the living room, and sees no one there. Angrily, she says, "Listen. You should never lie like that to me again, do you understand!?!"

"I'm sorry," says the boy. "I was just kidding. He hanged himself in the basement."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)