Once Santa was busy reading
Once Santa was busy reading the prices of shares on TV, suddenly, his servant came and shouted:
Sir ur wife fell down.
Santa: Sell her immedidate
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 954 views
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"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."
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"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat's brain? Why on earth is that?"
"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many Democrats we would have to kill?"
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