Once James Bond Met A Dog In A Jungle

Once James Bond Met A Dog
In A Jungle & Said

I Am Bond…!!
James Bond…!!

&
The Dog Bites Him
& Replies

I Am Kutta…!!
Pagal Kutta…!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 519 views
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