Once James Bond Met A Dog In A Jungle
Once James Bond Met A Dog
In A Jungle & Said
I Am Bond…!!
James Bond…!!
&
The Dog Bites Him
& Replies
I Am Kutta…!!
Pagal Kutta…!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 477 views
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