Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhaag

Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhaag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawaal hai.

Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai, meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hain :o

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 827 views
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