Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha
Pathan:
Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha
Dost:
Wo kaisay ?
Pathan:
Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 835 views
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