Baniye Ki Biwi Beemar Thi

Baniye Ki Biwi Beemar Thi,

Light Na Hone Ki Wajah Se Baniye Ne Candle Jaladi,

Aur Bola: “Doctor Ko Bulane Ja Raha Hoon, Agar Tumhe Aisa Lage Ki Tum Nahin Bachogi To Please Yeh Candle Bujha Dena.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 619 views
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"I PRAY FOR A BICYCLE...I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."

His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gamma is!"

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chaddar apne aap sarakne lage.

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Pathan ne Oxford universty mein top kia.

Media:

” agay kya karna chahtay ho?

Pathan:

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Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka
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bahut marta hai.

Next day hath toot jata hai...
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utha le.

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