Wife: "Tum GOA ja rahe ho to
mujhe apne sath kyu nahi le
jate?"
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Husband: "Are pagli, Koi
Restaurant jata hai to Tiffin
sath le jata hai kya.?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 579 views

Mainu Koi Fark Nahi Padta

Petrol Ka Rate Badne Par
Santa Ne Kaha:
Mainu Koi Fark Nahi Padta
Yar Pehle Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Tha
Ab Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny

Kid 2 Mom:” 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko
Dene Hen..
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Mom:” Kaha Hai Garib.. ??
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Kid:” Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai..:p:p

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

I Have Great News!

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we`re going to be three in this house instead of two."

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said,

"I`m glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pitaji mai nadi me aage

Putra- “Pitaji, mai nadi me aage jaaunga|”
Pita- “Nahi, doob jaaoge|”
Putra- “Nahi dooboonga, mujhe tairna aata hai|”
Pita- “Yadi doob gaya to ghar jaakar teri khoob pitai karunga|”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Larki ki Setting

Biwi: Mere khayal main hamari beti ki kisi Larkay k sath Setting ho gai hai...

Husband: Woh kese?

Biwi: Kyon k woh kafi dino se Balance k Paise nahi maang rahi hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)