boss ghuse se

Boss(Gusy Se):
Ye Tum Itne Chote Chote Kapre Q Phnti Ho


Secretary:
Kya Krun Itni Salry Me Itne Hi Chote Kpre Atey Hen
Boss

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 553 views
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