Friendship among Men & Women
"Friendship among Men"
A woman didnt come home at night
Next day she told her husband
"Mai apni saheli k ghr ruk gai thi"
Man called wife's 10 best friends
None of them knew anything bout it
Now
"Friendship among Men"
A man didnt come home at night
Next day he told his wife
"Mai dost k ghr so gya tha"
Wife called her husband's 10 best friends.
8 of them said, "JI WO RAT MERY PAS HI THA" and 2 claimed,
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"BHABI WO SOYA HUA HAI KAHAIN TO JAGA DU!"
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 774 views
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