Friendship among Men & Women

"Friendship among Men"

A woman didnt come home at night

Next day she told her husband

"Mai apni saheli k ghr ruk gai thi"

Man called wife's 10 best friends

None of them knew anything bout it

Now
"Friendship among Men"

A man didnt come home at night

Next day he told his wife
"Mai dost k ghr so gya tha"

Wife called her husband's 10 best friends.

8 of them said, "JI WO RAT MERY PAS HI THA" and 2 claimed,

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"BHABI WO SOYA HUA HAI KAHAIN TO JAGA DU!"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 774 views
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