Sardar on Train Tack

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 774 views

Jagjit singh

Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. Ye Shaurat bhi
lelo. . . Ye daulat b lelo,ye shaurat b lelo... Santa:
Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa Taxi Main Ja Raha Tha.

Santa Taxi Main Ja Raha Tha. Achanak Taxi Ruk Gayi.

Sardar Driver bola: Sir Taxi Aage Nahi Ja Sakti, Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya Hai.

Funny Santa: Koi Baat Nahi Taxi Vapis Ghar Ko Le Chalo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Math Problems

Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:

10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound
4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound
2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
2 bars soap at $.83 each

"How much does that come to?" asked Larry.
"Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents."
"If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?" said the boy.

"Seven dollars and sixty-four cents," stated the clerk who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.

Larry said, as he disappeared through the door, "I don't want to buy the items...that's our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ghanday kapro Se

Aj ke baat

Kisi ko uske uljhay hue baalo,

ganday or mailay kapro ki waja

se ghareeb na samjho.

Ho sakta hai wo Engineer ho or

uske papers ho rahay hon.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Once Rajni was the guest

Once Rajni was the guest contestant in KBC.

Amitabh says: Computer ji,
Rajnikantji ko pehla sawaal poochiye.

Computer: main lifeline use karna chahta hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)