1 admi k ghar ka samny kutta mara para tha uss ny muncipal commetie ko phone kiya"mery ghar ka samny kutta para hy utha lein"
jawab mila:wahin dafan kar do.
us admi ko gussa tow bohat aya par tahamul sy bola"g mein dafan karny laga tha magar marhoom k bachon ko itlaa karni thee"

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!) / 1068 views

Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye

Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye magr osy fail kar dia gya. Sawalon k jawab ye the
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1.Tipu sultan kis larai man shaheed hoy?
Ans: apni last larai mn
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2.Aelan-e-azadi par dastakhat kahn hoye?
Ans:safhay k aakhir mn
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3 .Talaaq ki bari waja kia hoti he?
Ans: shadi
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4 .daryae sind kahan behta he?
Ans:zameen par
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5 .Aap 8 logon mn 3 aam kesy divide karen ge?
Ans:milk shake bana kar

;-(;-(theek to bataya tha .

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

pathan to halwai

Pathan Halwayi se: Tum kitny salon se Jalebi bana rahy ho?
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Halwayi baray fakhar se: 20 saal se
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Pathan: Bari sharam ki baat hai tum se aaj tak Jalebi seedhi nahi bani

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Me kal aaon ga

Dr:ap ki bemari ka andaza lagana mushkil hai shahid ye nashe ki waja se hai.:-)
mareez:theak hai me us waqt aaoun ga jb ap nashe me nai hun ge.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

teacher to student

teachr to student:
ek taraf paisa hai, ek taraf dimag
kya lo gay???????
student: paisa
teacher: galat, Agar mai hotee tou dimag laitee
student: Jiskre passjo nahi hy vo wohi leta
hai.........:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

yara ham ko shak he

aaik pathan darwaza khol k naha raha tha

kisi ne poocha LaLa aisa kion karte ho ?

Pathan : yara ham ko shak he khamein darwaze ke neechey se koi dekhta he…….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)