Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya
tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha
begum sahiba hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1142 views

Aapne mera dil churaa liyaa hai.

Santa nurse se bola: aapne mera dil churaa liyaa hai.

Nurse: hmmm... maine dil churaane se pehle doctor ne aapka kidney churaa liyaa hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bachy ka Tckt Half nai pora

T.T: Bachy ka Tckt Half nai pora hoga, iske Umer 12 se zeada hai.

Baap Ghusse Se: Iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal to meri shadi ko hue hain.

T.T: Me yahan ticket chk Krne Aaya hun, Gunahon ka Aiteraf Sunne nai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tumne Home Work Kyun Nahi Kiya?

Class Mein Teacher Sabka Home Work Check Kar Raha Tha,
Jab Santa Ki Baari Aayi To

Teacher Ne Dekha Ki Usne Homework Nahi Kiya Hua To Vo Santa Ko Bola

Teacher: “Tumne Home Work Kyun Nahi Kiya?”

Santa Ne Bholepan Se Jawab Diya: “Sir, Kyunki Main To Hostel Mein Rahta Hu“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Larki ka bap larki se

Larki ka bap larki se: jise tum pasand karti ho us k
pas bangala car jaidad he.
Larki: toba he sub mard 1 jese hote hen wo bhi aap
k bare ma yahi puch raha tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)