Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega.

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!) / 572 views

Time is like river..

You can’t touch the same water
twice,because the flow that has
passed will never pass again..
Enjoy every moment of life..

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

13 bache woh kese?

Sardar: Khan Sahab aapke kitne bache hain?
Pathan: 13
Sardar: 13 bache woh kese?
Pathan: Susral walon se wada ker k aaya tha k biwi ko khali pait nahi rakhon ga.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Ek American Aur Ek Indian

1 baar 1 american or 1 indian helicopter me ja rahe the
Tabhi american ko potty lagi, indian ne kaha 1 plastic kar k niche phek do
Usne waisa hi kiya,

Niche 1 sadhu ganga me prathna kar raha tha, tabhi usk haath me plastic giri
.
Sadhu ne socha bhagwan ka prasaad hai ghar jaakar apne bete kko khilaunga
Ghar gaya or apne bete ko de diya or bola kha lo
Jaise hi bete ne khane k liye uthaya, light chali gayi
.
Pehla bite; papa khatti,
.
Dusra bite; papa mitthe
.
Teesra bite khane gaya toh light wapas aa gayi
.
.
.
.
.
.
Papa ” tatti”………

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baqi Batein

2 aurton ko 20 saal ki saza mili 20 saal ek sath jail me guzaar kar jab dono riha hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha

Chalo ab baqi batein ghar phnch kr krte he :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Ship 300 pagalo ko le ja raha

1 Ship 300 pagalo ko le ja raha tha. Bina Ship doobe sabhi doob gaye
.
.
Kaise ??
.
?
.
?
.
Ship band ho gaya tha
.
or
saare pagal dhakka dene ke liye utar gaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)