Ek pathan ki behan ko
ek pathan ki behan ko daku utha kar le gaye,
sab ne kaha daku khatarnak hain khali haath mat jana
behan ko bachane.
Pathan 2 kilo mithayi le gaya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 878 views
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