Most Romantic physics shayari
Most Romantic physics shayari...
FOCUS mein aayi woh pehli bar,
Ishq ka FORCE laga dil pe yaar,
Aisi woh sundar ki raha na jaye. .
MIRROR IMAGE hi sahi, ek baar toh dikh jaye..
Pyar CURRENT sa dil mein behne laga..
Main uske MAGNETIC FIELD mein rehne laga.. Uske bhaiyon ne dekha toh aisa toda..
ZERO POTENTIAL kar k chhora..
Dua hai meri usse kavi COLLISION ho jaye..
Aisa TORQUE lage usse ki woh UNSTABLE EQUILIBRIUM ho jaye...
Pyar ka SHOCK usse bhi lag jaye..
HIGH KINETIC ENERGY se woh mere galey lag jaye..
Warna URANIUM NUCLEAS sa toot jaunga..
FREE FALLING body sa chhat se kudh jaunga....,., !!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1004 views
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