Pati:Ab Jhagda Band Bhi Karo
Pati:Ab Jhagda Band Bhi Karo
Mai Shanti Ke Sath Rehna Chahta Hu
Patni: Ha, Jaao
Mai Bhi Shyam Ke Sath Rehna Chahti hu..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 960 views
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