Duniya k 2 intehai mushkil kam.

1) Apna idea kisi aur k zehen me fit krna.

2) Kisi aur ka paisa apni jaib me muntkil krna.

Jo pehlay me kamyab hota hai, usay Teacher kehtay hen. Jo doosray mai kamyab hota hai, usay Buisness man kehtay hen. Aur jo dono me kamyab ho usay. BIWI kehtay hen...

by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 757 views

A college pizza delivery

A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Larry Johnson. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Larry asked: "What is the usual tip?"

"Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great."

"Is that so?" snorted Larry. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars."

"Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund."

"What are you studying in school?" asked Larry.

The lad smiled and said, 'applied psychology..!!'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Blue dant

Admi:Santa aap ka aik dant blue Q hai?
Santa:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai,
Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji
Santa: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Amrood khaty waqt

Amrood khaty waqt agar keera nazar aa jaye to bohat dil kharab hota hai,

magar...

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ziyada jaan uss waqt nikalti hai..

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jab..

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keera aadha ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Do u have a solution.

A patient came to his dentist with problems with
his teeth.
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

I eat fruit

Every time I eat fruit..
Patient: 'Doctor, every time I eat fruit I get this
strange urge to give people all my money.'
Doctor: 'Would you like an apple or a banana?'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)