Santa Haircutting k kitne lete ho?
Banta Barber:- Rs 30
Santa:- Shaving ke?
Banta:- Rs10
Santa:- Shave My Head

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 940 views

shadi pr rukhsati k waqt

Shadi par rukhsti k waqt Dulhan rone lagi.
(Just formality as usual)
.
Ose dekh kar dulha b Rone laga.
Admin Dulha se:
ode te Maa Piyu Chhut rae ne,o
te ais lai rondi ae,tu q ronda ain?
Dulha:Ene mere v chhurwa dene ne..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Santa: Look a thief has entered

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

criminals kiyu apnay fingerprint

Police Sardar officer se: criminals kiyu apnay fingerprints kaam k baad chortain hain?
Sardar: Sir,kiyu k woh illiterate hain, agar literate hotay toh apnay signature kar k jatay!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Agr k0i apko dekh kar drwaza

Agr k0i apko dekh kar drwaza
band kar leta hai
to yad rakho
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kundi d0no taraf se h0ti hai….
tum bhi bahar se laga kar bhag
jao.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Training courses For Women

Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

Topic 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquette: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

Topic 5. Communication Skills : Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.

Topic 6. Communication Skills II: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

Topic 7. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

Topic 8. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

Topic 9. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have

Topic 10. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)