Aaj girlfriend ne kiya
Aaj girlfriend ne kiya kiss
Aur jal gaya lips
Aaj girlfriend ne kiya kiss
Aur jal gaya lips
Kyoki wo kha kar aayi thi
"Bingo red chili chips"
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