A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 826 views
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