Once there were 3 people
Boss,officer & clerk going 4 a Lunch They met with a Jin
Jin said: im here 2 fulfil 3 wishes of a person but u r 3 peoples
So i’ll fulfil 1 wish 4 each
Clerk quickly said: send me 2 USA with a lot money.puff clerk disapears
Officer said: send me 2 Paris with a lot of money.puff officer disapear
Jin said 2 Boss what’s ur wish he said
“I want these 2 idiots back at office after lunch at 2:00pm”
Moral: Let the BOSS SPEAK 1st..

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!) / 772 views

Ali ke 4 baache hue,

Ali ke 4 baache hue, naam rakhe Yusuf Ali, Altaf Ali, Irfan Ali, Asif Ali,

Fir 5va or 6va bacha hua to Ali ke begum ne naam rakhe – Bas-Kar Ali, Raham-Ali

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Purchasing Power Of Burgers

Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Big Mac" hamburger sandwiches the two currencies can purchase, said one of Germany's leading institutes.

The Institute of the German Economy (IW) in Cologne noted that the popular sandwich by the McDonald's restaurant chain is increasingly being used by economists around the world as a measure of currencies' relative purchasing power.

The institute said that currency exchange rates are often unreliable as an instrument to measure purchasing power. At the same time, "baskets" of products used to arrive at comparative purchasing power are complicated to compile.

A simple alternative, now that McDonald's has spread to virtually every country on earth, has become to look at what a Big Mac costs, the IW said.

"A particularly hungry American can buy five Big Macs for 11 dollars. If he exchanged the money into Deutsch-marks, his 18 marks in Germany can just barely obtain four Big Macs," the IW said.

Conclusion: based on the Big Mac index, the dollar is undervalued, the institute said.

Americans can get their best Big Mac buy these days in Moscow, where one sandwich costs only about 59 cents.

But Russians must "work nearly two days in order to afford this meaty capitalist achievement - longer than people in any other country", the IW said.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola

hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Insan ko sb se bara shock

Insan ko sb se bara shock kb lagta hy

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Socho

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Socho
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Sochooo
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Nahi pata?
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Jb usy pata lagta hy k wo baghair package k sms kar raha hy:-D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Main teri Maa Hoti Tou

Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti ...

Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)