Many stipids

Santa: How can one person make so many stupid
mistakes in one day?
Banta: simple! I get up early.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 631 views
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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could jump high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence.
But he was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.

The next day, a twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he got out.

When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, “How high do you think they’ll go?”

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Man: Marry me?

Woman: Do you have a flat?

Man: No

Woman: Do you have a camry car?

Man: No

Woman: How much is your salary?

Man: No salary

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Woman: No but. You have nothing. How can i marry you? Leave please.

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The captain says,
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