Many stipids

Santa: How can one person make so many stupid
mistakes in one day?
Banta: simple! I get up early.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 693 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Aik bhikari Sarak(Road) par langra kar chal raha tha. Samne se teen dost aarahe the. Bhikari ko iss tarah chalet daikh kar pehle dost ne kaha. “yar dekho be chare bhikari ki tang tooti hoyi hai”.

Doosre dost ne kaha: “nahi yar! Mujhe lagta hai keh is ki tang maflooj ho gayi hai.”
Yeh sun kar tisra dost bola. “ tum donon ghalat andaze laga rahe ho, mujhe lagta hai is ki tang ko polio ho chukka hai”.

Iss baat par teenon doston mein takraar hone lagi. Bala-akhir inhon ne faislah kia keh wo bhikari se hi puch lete hain, wo teenon bhikari ke paas gaye aur is se pucha. “ bhayi saheb! Yeh aap ki tang kis tarah tooti”.

Bhikari (ghosse se teenon doston ko ghurte hoye bola) “arey! Meri tang nahi balkeh mera juta tuta hai “.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se Dawa¡ khareedi

pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se Dawa¡ khareedi
Or Store Waley Sy kaha,,
“Cheen¡ ßh¡ Do”

Store Wala:”Cheen¡ Med¡cal pe nah¡ M¡lt¡”

pathan: hum pagal nah¡ Iss pe £¡kha ha¡ SUGAR FRÉÉ:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .

Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

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Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admission hua .

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GF-Chand Kitne Hote He?

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2nd day 2 KMOr
3rd day 1 KM..

1 admi ne puchaKia baat hy Sardar G?1st day 3 KM2nd din 2 KM3rd din 1 K.M Rang kiya hy,Is ki wja?

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