Lady Assistant

Lady Assistant:
Sir, Ap Ki Wife Ap Ko Phone Par Kiss
Karna Chahti Hain.

Boss:
Msg Receive Kar Lo, Baad Mai Tum Se Lay Longa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 602 views
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