Pappu Ghar Der Se Pahucha

Pappu Ghar Der Se Pahucha Aur Ghar Mein Darte Darte Enter Hua

Father: Kahan Tha Ab Tak, Itna Late Kaise Hua,
Pappu: Papa, Friend Ke Ghar Tha,

Yeh Sun Kar Unhone Sabhi Khaas Doston Ko Phone Laga Diya,

Friend 1: Ji Uncle Yahi Pe Tha, Just Ghar Ke Liye Nikla Hai,
Friend 2: Yahi Hai Uncle Toilet Gaya Hai, Baat Karau Kya ?
Friend 3: Uncle Ji Woh Padh Raha Hai….

Best Friend: Friend 4: Haan Papa Boliye, Kuch Kaam Tha !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1059 views
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