Infection Nahi Zung Lag Gaya Hai

Lady: Mere Lips Pe
Infection Ho Gaya Hai

Doctor: Kiss Kitni Baar Karte Ho

Lady: Saal Me Ek Baar

Doctor: Infection Nahi Zung
Lag Gaya Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 632 views
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