Var Maango Vats, Bhagwan Ji Aaj Khush Hai

Ek Aadmi Ne Bhagwan Ki Tapasyaa Karna Shuru Kari
Kafi Time Ke Baad Bhagwan Ji Uski Tapasya Se Khush Hokar Prakat Hue Aur Bole

Bhagwan: “Var Maango Vats”
Aadmi Sharmate Hue Bola: “Prabhu, Aap Jaisa Soch Rahe Ho Main Vesa Nahi Hu, Mujhe To Vadhu Chahiye“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 505 views
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