Sardar K Ghar Chor A Gya

Sardar K Ghar Chor A Gya
Sardar Ne Dekha To Chor Bhaga.

Sardar Bhagta Bhagta Chor Sy B Agay Nikal Gya.
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Sardar: Ek Tay Chori Utto Saday Naal Raisaan…?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 748 views
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