Sardar K Ghar Chor A Gya
Sardar K Ghar Chor A Gya
Sardar Ne Dekha To Chor Bhaga.
Sardar Bhagta Bhagta Chor Sy B Agay Nikal Gya.
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Sardar: Ek Tay Chori Utto Saday Naal Raisaan…?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 962 views
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Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa looked himself in mirror and said: Is ko kahain dekha hai.
Then he said: Oye yaad aya, ye to woh he kamina hai jo Shaadi ki album main meri biwi ke saath hai
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GOLU to MOLU-Meri bakri ne anda diya H
GOLU-Bakri kaise anda de sakti he
M-Abe gadhe Maine APNI murgi ka nam bakri rakha h
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher : Tum kahan paida huway?
Pathan : Khyber PakhtoonKhuwaa me.
Teacher : Is k spelling batao?
Pathan : Zara thehro! Hum ko lagta hai k hum
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DADU me paida huwa tha....:-0
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha hai, Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkaar kia tha. Dekho who aaj tak sharab pee raha hai!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr dia us ne,
Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr dia us ne!
Pehly hansta tha main monh khol k,
Ab to Aagy wala hi daant torr dia us ne!
Us ne sargoshi ka kaha mai betaab ho gya,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!
Sardian aain to laya malty mehbub k liye,
Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor dia us ne!
Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us ne zalim,
Milny ghr gya to pechay kutta chor dia us ne:-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek Sardar Amrood Baich Raha Tha:
1 Aadmi Aaya or Bola: Sardar G agar Amrood Main Keera Nikla To?
Sardar: To Saaf Baat Hai…
Hum Keerey K Alag Paise Lega.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan: Raat Mujhy 1 Aadmi Nay
Chaaku Dikha Ker Loot Liya
Friend: Lekin Tery Pas To
Hamesha Gun Hoti Hy
Pathan: Wo Main Nay Chupa Di Thi, Warna Wo Bhi Lay Jata!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Putra- “Pitaji, mai nadi me aage jaaunga|”
Pita- “Nahi, doob jaaoge|”
Putra- “Nahi dooboonga, mujhe tairna aata hai|”
Pita- “Yadi doob gaya to ghar jaakar teri khoob pitai karunga|
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Promotion Policy in pakistan..
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People Who Do Lot Of Work...Make Lot Of Mistakes.
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People Who Do Less Work...Make Less Mistakes.
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People Who Do Not Work...Make No Mistakes.
And People Who Make No Mistakes,
Deserve Promotion!
Simple.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)