1 charsi dusre se

1 charsi dusre se: Tujay pata hay bhaarat aur hindustan may jang ho rahi hay. 2nd charsi:

shukar hay india beech may nahi ayea warna bohat tabahi hoti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 578 views
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