1 charsi dusre se
1 charsi dusre se: Tujay pata hay bhaarat aur hindustan may jang ho rahi hay. 2nd charsi:
shukar hay india beech may nahi ayea warna bohat tabahi hoti.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1007 views
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