Pathan guse me
Pathan ko phansi ki saza sunate howe judge ne pocha:tumhari akhri khawahish hai?
Pathan guse se:mujhe 20 mint do hum wakeel ko mare ga.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 807 views
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