Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh
Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai
Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya
Dudh Wale Ne Pocha
Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?
Santa : LIMOO PANI Me
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 552 views
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