A man meets god on his wife’s birthday. God tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his wife gets double.

The man thinks for a moment and then says, ‘OK, give me one million dollar and beat me half to death.’

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 931 views

Ladke Mann Ke Sachhe Hote Hai

Baba Saxidas Ji Ke Pass Unki Ek Nayi Nayi Bani Bhakt Ladki Jiska Naam Rashii Thha Aayi Aur Pucha.

Rashii: “Baba Ji, Ye Aajkal Ladke Log Mandir Jyada Kyu Jane Lag Gaye Hai?”

Baba Saxidas Ji Muskuraye Aur Bade Pyar Se Ladki Ko Samjhaya.

Baba Ji: “Beta, Kyunki Vo Hi Ek Aisi Jagha Hai Jaha Pooja, Shanti, Aarti, Bhawna, Shardha, Archna, Jyoti, Aradhana, Tripti Aur Mukti Milti Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Batao Haathi or Ghoray

Teacher: Batao Haathi or Ghoray Main Kia Faraq Hota Hai?





Student: SIR Ghoray ki 1 Taraf Dum Hoti hai,

Aur Haathi ki Dono Taraf.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dog Property Rules

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If its broken, it's yours.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Titanic was sinking.
Sardar: How much the earth is far from here?
Pathan: 1 kilo meter.
Sardar jumped into the sea and asked again: In which direction?
Pathan: Downwards!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Larki vs larka

Larki :me tere ishaq me barbad ho gai tabah ho gai hun,

larka:me kon sa UBL manejar lag chuka hun

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)