Funny Birthday Wish For Wife
A man meets god on his wife’s birthday. God tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his wife gets double.
The man thinks for a moment and then says, ‘OK, give me one million dollar and beat me half to death.’
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1057 views
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