A man meets god on his wife’s birthday. God tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his wife gets double.

The man thinks for a moment and then says, ‘OK, give me one million dollar and beat me half to death.’

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 968 views

Public to Santa

Public to Santa: us rowdy ke vajah se hum pareshaan hai.

Use haamare area se bhagaane ka koi tareeka bataao?

Santa: aasaan hai, use election mein khadaa karke MLA banaa do.

Agle 5 saal tak woh tumhaare area ki taraf nahi aayega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

There were continously coming I Love You messages

There were continously coming I Love You messages
on a sardar’s mobile phone.
2nd sardar made fun of him about that.
1st sardar said: No, no, its not mine. I have
brought my wife’s mobile phone today by mistake.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

WIFE: Tum toh Kehte the Ki Shadi

WIFE: Tum toh Kehte the Ki Shadi K baad bhi Mujhe Bahut Pyaar Karoge,

HUSBAND: Sorry yar! Mujhe Malum Nhi Tha Ki Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hogi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Peyar ke baare me

Boy:- Jaanu Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Me Kisi Ko
Mat Batana…
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Girl:- Tumhari Bahen Ko
To Zaroor Bataungi.
Kehti Thi Koi “Kutta” Hi Hoga Jo Tujhse Pyaar Karega..:p:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan

Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi.

Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?

Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke “Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)