3 dokha dar cheezen
3 cheezein insan ko dekhte dekhte dhooka de jati hain
1.hansti hui larki
2.khamoshi se baitha howa kutta
3.pakistan cricket team
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 638 views
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