2 admi motor cycle par pankha
2 admi motor cycle par pankha ly kar ja rahe they ,
Ek sardar ne dekh liya or 500 ki texi karwai or un ke pichey lag gya, Kuch fasle par un ko roka or donon ko 1,1 lagai or bola,
bijli agy nai labdi tusi
sakootaran te vi pakhey laey hoay ney!
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