Duniya Gol Hai, Aaj Sabit Ho Gaya
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Cockroach Rat Se Darta Hai,
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Cat Dog Se,
Dog Aadmi Se,
Aadmi Apni Girlfriend Se,
&
Girlfriend Cockroach Se.
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