Duniya Gol Hai, Aaj Sabit Ho Gaya

Duniya Gol Hai?
Saboot Chahiye? Lo Hazir Hai
Cockroach Rat Se Darta Hai,

Rat Cat Se,

Cat Dog Se,

Dog Aadmi Se,

Aadmi Apni Girlfriend Se,
&
Girlfriend Cockroach Se.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 886 views
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