Sir: Ager tum 1jungle mein ho or wahan sheir aa jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Boy: Main darakht per charhon ga

Sir: Ager wo sheir darkhat per b aa jaye to?

Boy: Main Pani mein kood jaun ga

Sir: Ager wo Pani mein b aa jaye to? . . .

Boy: Ustad G.. Sheir nal pen viyai hai jo odi side le rae o…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 552 views

1 jaga bomb

1 jaga bomb blast k baad 1 aadmi chilla raha tha
Oh God: mera hath urh gaya!
Pathan: Hosla karo, mat roo, daikho us aadmi ka sar urh gaya hai, wo b to chup hai!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Sardar

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Husbnd: tm se shadi kr k mjhe ek faayeda tou hua hy,
wife: konsa?
Husbnd: mjhe apne sare gunahoun ki saza dunia me he mil gaie..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Paan ki dukan se paan

Do dost film dekhnay gaye rastay main pan ki dukan se paan khareed liya , aur aagey peeche beth gaye,

beech film main aagey bethay dost nai mushkil main kaha yaar peek jama hogayi hai kia karoo

peechey walai ne kaha yaar aglay ki jaib main dalday tou usne kaha n bahi is tarah touu s ko pata chal jaye ga

tou peechay walai ne kaha abhi tak tujh ko pata chala ? 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pakistan Post office ney, "Asif Zardari" ki tasweer waley tickets jaari ker diyea hain.

AWAAM puch rahi hai key

"Thook kis taraf lagana hai!"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)