Sir: Ager tum 1jungle mein ho
Sir: Ager tum 1jungle mein ho or wahan sheir aa jaye to tum kya karo ge?
Boy: Main darakht per charhon ga
Sir: Ager wo sheir darkhat per b aa jaye to?
Boy: Main Pani mein kood jaun ga
Sir: Ager wo Pani mein b aa jaye to? . . .
Boy: Ustad G.. Sheir nal pen viyai hai jo odi side le rae o…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 725 views
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The eye sspecialist shows the letters 'CWXQSAZ' to the Russian.
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Russian: Read? I even know this guy..!!Yay
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Eid key agley din do dost aapas mein miley.
Ek dost ney doosrey sey poocha, “Tum ney rozey to rakhey hon gey?”
Doosra dost: “Woh bhayee!, baat yeh hey key beemari ki wajah sey doctor ney rozey rakhney sey mana ker diya tha”
Pehla dost, “Acha eid ki namaz to parhi ho gi”
Doosra dost: “Arey yaar kahan, beemari ney uthna bethna mushkil ker diya tha, namaz kaisey parhta”
Pehla dost: “Acha eid ki sawayyan to khai hon gi”
Doosra dost: “To kia mein eid ki sawayyan bhee na khata? Kia bilkul hi kaafir samajh rakha hey?”
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Solid insult
Papu to girl: Mai aapse dosti karna chahta hun.
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Girl: Hamari dushmani kab thi mere BHAIYAA
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boy : Excuse me sister thats my seat.
Girl : Okay but i’m not your sister,
My father never touched your mom.
Boy : True, but my father did.
Moral : Don’t be over smart
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?
Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I'll See The Cheque-Book ...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ne Bhagwan Se Poocha:
Kya Main Agle Janam Main
Gadha Ban Sakta Hon?
Bhagwan Ne Jawab Diya:
Ek Hi Facility Baar Baar Nahi Mil Sakti.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Operation Se Pehly
Doctor Ne Phoolon K Har Mangwaya,
MAREEZ:Ye Kis Liye?
Doctor:Mera 1st Opertion Hai
Agar Kamyab Hua To Mere Liye
Warna Tumhare Liye;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
Mom : Nahi to beta!
Santa : To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Woman: I was in a very generous mood today,I gave a poor beggar $25
Friend: Thats a lot of money to give away,What did your husband say?
Woman: Shukriya (Thank you)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .
"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would rom licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead." -- Miss Piggy
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." --Sam Levinson
"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." -- Gracie Allen
"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." -- Erma Bombeck
"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster." -- Joe E. Lewis
"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz
"Health food makes me sick." -- Calvin Trillin
"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." -- Enrico Caruso
"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get." -- Robert Orben
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)