Solid REPLY.
Solid REPLY.
GF- Kal tumhe kitne call kiye.,
lekin
tumne phone nahi uthaya.???
BF-Q uthau
45 Rs. deker jo gana lagwaya he wo kya tera baap sunega..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 619 views
Similar Jokes
Santa Bus me ja raha tha ek laraki se takragaya
Larki boli: Thappar khana hai
Santa: MEra to pet bhara hua hai, Aap kisi aur se puchh le
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Mere panv me khujali aa rahi hai
Jyotishi: videsh yatra ka yog h
S: Hath me
J: Paise aane ka yog h
S: Pet me
J: Swadisht bhojan ka yog h
S: Mathe pe
J: Abe khujale doctor ke pass ja mere pass kyon
aaya h
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor Ne Pathan Ko Samjhaya Ke Agar Wo Roz 3 Km Chale To 1 Saal Mein 50 Kg Wazan kam Ho Jaye Ga.
1 Saal Baad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki,
Doctor Sahib Wazan To Kam Ho Geya Hy Magar 1 Problem Ho Gayi
Dr: What problem.
Pathan: Khocha Ham Apna Ghar se 1100km Door Pohanch Geya Hy…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa:Yaar raat Me Suraj kaha chala Jata he??
Banta:Suraj kahi nahi jata he
Sirf andhere ki Wajah se hum use
Dekh nahi paate
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
A Man Meets a Friend After a Long Time...
And Noticed He is Wearing an Earrings.
"When Did You Start Wearing Earrings?"
FRIEND: Ever Since My Wife Found one in My Car.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:
Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?
Baccha: Ab bhago!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan ko shairi ka shoq hua
Baap ko Father Day k card par shair likha
Phool tou bohot hain,gulaab jesa koi nai
Mere baap tou bohot hain par Aap jesa koi nai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-
hour.
Somebody asked,“Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai
kya?”
Sardar : Hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Man Went Into A Pet Shop To Buy A Parrot. He Was Shown An Especially Fine One Which He Liked The Look Of, But He Was Puzzled By The Two Strings Which Were Tied To Its Feet. "What Are They For? " He Asked The Pet Shop Manager. "Ah Well, Sir, " Came The Reply, "Thats A Very Unusual Feature Of This Particular Parrot. You See, Hes A Trained Parrot, Sir, He Used To Be In The Circus.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Basant : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi. Veeru: Bolo. Basanti: Mein Pregnant hu! Veeru: It's a very good News, we will celebrate it. Basanti : Shadi se pahle bapuji ko bataya tha ...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)