Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 883 views
Similar Jokes
Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar nikla to
dekha k kuch Pathan khushi se Bhangra daal rahay
hain.
Ali: Khan g kia hua.Pathan: Hamara bhai mar gia hy
Ali:To is me khushi ki kia baat hy
Pathan: Log kehtay hain k Pathano ka Dimagh nahi
hota jab k hamara Bhai Dimagh k Cancer se mara
hy!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
pappu In Lift.. Girl : Mehnga Perfume Laga K Lift Me Ayi, Or pappu Ko Akad K Boli Cobra Perfume, Rs.6000..:)
.
2nd Girl Ayi : Jasmeen
Perfume"rs.7000 .. :)
.
Achanak Lift Ruk Gayi Or Khuch
Smell Aayi
.
Dono Ladkiyon Ne Apna Naak Pakda Or pappu Ko Dekhne Lagi... :
.
pappu With Smile:- "Muli" 14 Rupey
Kilo.....
.
pappu Madhosh Ladkiya Behosh.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
DAD: How did you enjoy your school trip to the seaside, son?
FRED: OK, Dad, but a crab bit my toe.
DAD: Which one?
FRED: Dunno. All crabs look alike to me.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.
by ADNAN (few years ago!)
Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh
ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko
kholney laga.
Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat
jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh
sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.
Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi
tala main khol deta hoon”
Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi
kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Larkay wale:
Aap ki beti kuch karti hai?
Larki ki amma.
Haan jii
MASHAALLAH
Rozana 3 rupee mai 500 sms krti hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
GOLU to MOLU-Meri bakri ne anda diya H
GOLU-Bakri kaise anda de sakti he
M-Abe gadhe Maine APNI murgi ka nam bakri rakha h
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahay
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Techar to student
Tacher:chahe nusan de hai ya faida mand?
Student:agr free mil jae to faidamand aur agr pilani pare to bahut nusan de hai.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)