Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha 2

Sardar:
Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha 2,

SalesMan:
Plain Mein Dikha Doon?

Sardar:
Hawai Jahaz wich Jan di ki Zarurat ay ethe e wakha deh.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 580 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Pappu asked 1 question

Pappu asked 1 question and teacher got confused.
Question was: Black is colour, white is also a colour but black and white is not a colour TV. Why?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Words

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
khirki nahin khull rahi

Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do?
Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Pathan

PATHAN ko 1 charagh mila
Utha kr $aaf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha
apki 3 khwahishain puri karonga
PATHAN:
Humko aisa Naswar do jo kabi khatm na ho
ek dum 1 naswar ka packet agya
PATHAN ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or agai
Jin: Baqi 2 khwahishen?
PATHAN Aisa 2 Packet or de do

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Difference Between Wife And GF

GF IS BEAUTY and WIFE IS DUTY,

GF IS SPRINGROLL and WIFE IS DABBAGOL,

GF IS CHUSKI and WIFE IS RISKY,

GF IS TOOIFROOTY and WIFE IS KISMAT FUTY...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Implanted A Women's Ear

A Doctor Implanted a New Ear to a Man:

Man: You Idiot, You Gave Me a Woman's Ear.

Doctor: It Makes No Difference.

Man: It Does, Now I Can Hear Everything,
But Understand Nothing. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
is muhawre ko samjhao

teacher- is muhawre ko samjhao
"kiya karaye par pani firna"


student-very simple
jese hi mene toilet ka flush chalaya, mere kiye karaye par pani fir gaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Funny Man ik ped pe chada

Funny Man ik ped pe chada. Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya hai?

Funny Man: Apple khane.

Monkey: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.

Funny Man: Pata hai, Apple saath laaya hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BA PASS

Chiman:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Chiman: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe
aur woh bhi ulte.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Batao aisa kiya karen k

Teacher: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi marr jaye aur Laathi bhi na tutay ??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Pathan : watty maaroo watty :-p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Sargodha is great

Bhikari: Mein bahut lachaar ..

Rang gora karne wali cream

The Trains Are Always Late

Teacher : What comes after 69?

Cheel ko English Main kya Ke..

Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabya..

Ashqi Wala Sher Sunao

Santa to Banta

Yesterday I sent a fax

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook