Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha 2

Sardar:
Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha 2,

SalesMan:
Plain Mein Dikha Doon?

Sardar:
Hawai Jahaz wich Jan di ki Zarurat ay ethe e wakha deh.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 913 views
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