Apne teachers ki bahut respect kijye

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is dunia me murghi k ilawa wo ek parsonality hai jo ap ko anda de sakit hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 597 views

Memon Ask To Taxi Driver

Memon Ask To Taxi Driver:
Abdullah Shah Ghazi K Mazaar Jao Gay?

Taxi Driver: Han Jaon Ga.

Memon Ne Jaib Se Shopper Nikala Or Kaha: Wapsi Main Langar Ki Biryani Lete Aana.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

'Teacher: Batao k chooza anday

Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai?
Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni..
Sochan wali gal ay eh k oh anday vich warya kinj

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Itne dino baad aaj books kholi

Itne dino baad aaj books kholi to 1 raaz khula.
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Ye ni aata
Ye ni aata
Ye ni aata..
Oh teri!!!! ye b ni aata..! :-D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

pathan in hotel

Ek phatan ko hotle me job mil gye, hotle malik ne us ki duty namak dani me namak bharne ki laga di.

Sham ko jb malik aaya to us ne deakha k phatan ne sirf ek namak dani namak se bhari hai.

Malik guse se bola: Hudd haraam ho tum.

Phatan: Kocchaa hm kya krta is ka soorakh hi boht chhota thaa.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Future sestence

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
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Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)