Wife: Shadi ke pehle
Wife: Shadi ke pehle to tum mujhe rof gift diya karte they,
ab kyun nahi dete?
Husband: Machhali pakdne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 773 views
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