Overtime Karna Bechare Ki Majburi Hai
Ek Aadmi Ko Din Mein Sote Hue Ek Machhar Ne Kaata.
Aadmi Hairan Hote Hue Machhar Se Bola: “Tum To Raat Ko Aate The?”
Macchar Ne Kaha: “Kya Karoon Saahab Ghar Mein Maan-Baap Bimaar Hai Ek Choti Bahan Hai Jiski Shadi Karni Hai Ladke Walon Nai Dahej Mein Ek Liter Khoon Maanga Hai Isliye Overtime Karna Pad Raha Hai“
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