Santa: Zindagi mein bahut si aisi
Santa: Zindagi mein bahut si aisi choti choti cheezein hain jo bahut bada dard de jati hain
Banta: Wo kaise?
Santa: agar yakin na ho to alpin per baith kar dekh.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 856 views
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TRUE LOVE SONG:
Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar,
Apni Ammi ko Razi Kar,
Tu Ne Dil Mera Tora,
Mai Ne Elfi Se Jora,
Meri Elfi k Paisay Wapis Kar,
Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar. :-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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by nadeem (few years ago!)
Maa mein KBC se bol raha hun.Mere Pitaji ka naam kya hai
Maa:Sawal Kitne ka hai.
Banta:1000 Rupess ka.
Maa:Quit karde 1000 rupaye ke liye ghar mein talwarein nikal aayengi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Exam + Rawdy Rathore
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Jo Mai Padhta Hu 'Wo Mai Likhta Hu,
or
Jo Mai Nai Padhta Hu'Wo Mai
"Definetly"
Likhta Hu..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mamu -Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.
Munna bhai -Tamil kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?
Mamu -Meinay ek tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tel me 3 Tenses with Example
Boy: I Saw your Daughter Yesterday
(Past)
We are in Love Now
(Present)
We Will Run Away Tomorrow
(Future
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Ek student ki aakhri khwaish Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena, maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena, mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, meri kabrpar girls hostel bana dena!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan raste se guzar raha tha
Osne rash laga dekha poocha kia hoa
Aadmi : Bachi gatar mein gir geyi
Pathan : Shukar hai gatar ka dhakan khula tha
Warna bachi ka dum ghut jata
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan: Tumhara Pen me Ink nahi hai kia?
Girl: andhe ho kia?Chal to rAha hai,,
Pathan: Acha to Phir apna number likh k dikhao,<(',')/' />
O teri kher_/ / bchi sy nmbr leny ka nia treqa.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A patient came to his dentist with problems with
his teeth.
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)