Santa: Zindagi mein bahut si aisi

Santa: Zindagi mein bahut si aisi choti choti cheezein hain jo bahut bada dard de jati hain

Banta: Wo kaise?

Santa: agar yakin na ho to alpin per baith kar dekh.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 947 views
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